However, yesterday he got off the bus, and this was the ensuing conversation:
Me: How was your day?
Him: You know when I toot . . .
Him: I'm going to pretend it's like fire. You know, the gas is like fire coming out! (Big grin)
Me: Oh. Wow. (astonished look on face)
Why are boys like this? I had a couple friends in middle school over once (they lived in the neighborhood and loved to bother me) and I distinctly remember them lighting their toots on fire in my basement while laughing uncontrollably. My brother also thought this to be hilarious. Seriously. I was just in awe of their total stupidity.
Boys. What more can I say???